I'm frowned upon in most societies lol.

harperowen:

harperowen:

why is there a muddy paw-print on my bedroom wall

is my dog fucking spiderman or something

i was using fucking as an intensifier not a verb okay

adriofthedead:

notmusa:

what if your farts sounded like screams

fullmooney:

one time in 5th grade where they pull all the girls aside and talk about periods i asked my gym teacher if animals get their periods and everyone laughed at me but then she roared at them, “THAT WAS A PERFECTLY NORMAL QUESTION,” and proceeded to tell me that they do and she gave me a sticker at the end of the lesson that says “I was courageous today” and made me wear it omFG i was never so embarrassed in my life

This is Jeffrey

Jeffrey wants to promote himself under a perfectly good post.

However, he realizes he will get followers without promotions if his blog is actually good.

 He also realizes that “the-absolute-best-posts” and “the-absolute-funniest-posts” do the same thing and no one fucking likes them.

Jeffrey reblogs it without a promo or comment.

Thank you, Jeffrey, for not being an annoying prick.

Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.

clavid:

dekutree:

lampsarepeople2:

idiotblogger:

Helen Keller goes on a blind date

*ba dum tss*

i don’t see how this is funny

neither does she

whitefolk:

melpeezy:

wat do canadians give thanks for

being so close to america

lolzpicx:

Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.