27 8 / 2014
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
08 8 / 2014
04 8 / 2014
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
01 8 / 2014
what do you call this color gradient?
black to the fuchsia
oh my god
18 7 / 2014
I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.
Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.
13 7 / 2014
how do penises even fit in pants
you have to tuck it in your butthole
12 7 / 2014
now i’m not saying she’s a hoe, but she’s had more balls in her mouth than a hungry hungry hippo.